It seems like everyday there’s a new diet craze: the 100-mile diet, the fast diet, the paleo diet, or even the Chinavore diet. The 100cm diet, started by Rebecca Dunsmuir, may be the latest, but when area man, Max Maurier, ended up in intensive care, one has to wonder if it’s the greatest.
“I was praying to God for an ant to crawl by, I needed the protein”
When Maurier heard Dunsmuir’s diet consisted of living solely off bean sprouts grown in a 100cm-squared milk carton, he started the next day. “I’m into local, and this is about as local as you can get.” But it wasn’t very long before Maurier’s experiment went disastrous. Only having read the first chapter, Maurier believed you could only have one container, while Koontz advises at least two dozen.
“I was eating 200 grams of bean sprouts every three days, praying to God an ant would crawl in the container for protein. The next thing I knew my tongue was as thick as my forearm, and I was hallucinating and lying on the bathroom floor.”
The doctors who are treating Maurier say he’s lucky to be alive after a twenty-five day stint on this diet. When he arrived at the ER he had pneumonia, scurvy, fever, chlamydia, and botulism. “If the soil wasn’t rich in beetles, this man would probably be dead.”
Before embarking on a new diet, Hammer in the News would like to remind you to consult your physician, and do your research.