PERVERTS LAMENT LOSS OF TREASURED XXX THEATRE TO FLAMBOROUGH

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The understated back entrance of Show World (Photo credit: mcfcrandall)

“Problem users are affected the most.”

Show World, Hamilton’s pay-by-the-minute, adult film tourist attraction, is moving to Flamborough due to licensing infractions, after decades of entertaining Ontario”s dirtiest men.

Teddy Leviathon of Ontario’s Adult Entertainment Corporation (OAEC) said,  “Hamilton has problem users, but council shouldn’t turn their backs on the tourists that flocked to the core for the comfortable booths and laid-back environment.”

Hamilton mover and shaker, Dan Jelly, says the OAEC overestimated it’s value.  “A downtown location might have made sense at first, but it never attracted the conventioneers it promised to. I also think their free daycare promotion was ill-conceived and may well have been the final straw.”

Investors in Downtown Disappointed by Move

Although Show World was deemed as putting ‘public safety at risk’, there will still be easy access to the Flamborough site by shuttle bus.  “Downtown is always passing up these opportunities,” says a frustrated BJ Barconi, the wealthy  Rock Hard entertainment magnate.  “People are going to hop on a bus and watch those videos elsewhere, spending their dollars outside of the core.  If only some other money generating idea came our way.”   Until then, it looks like they’ll have to settle for cockfighting.

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