PUBLIC WORKS SCANDAL DEEPENS: COUNCILLOR SCOTT’S CONFESSION

Farley Hammerton.  January 28, 2013.

Councillor Scott, Volunteering at the Festival of Friends

Councillor Scott, Volunteering at the Festival of Friends, the same day a public jungle gym was installed at a private home.

The shovel was meant to hit the ground in one of Hamilton’s poorest neighbourhood, Beasley Park, early this spring.  The whole community was rallying around a new park, replete with splash pad, jungle gym and outdoor swimming pool.   There is no jungle gym or splash pad, though, because the materials went missing.

Murray Scott, Councillor of Ward 16, made an emotional, full confession to HammerInTheNews editor, Farley Hammerton, concerning the whereabouts of the missing gym.  “I’ve been the leader of a corrupt department, Public Works.  The modified LRT plans, the time off, the grave robbing – all me.  They’ve been under the threat of losing their jobs.  I’m so, so ashamed,” said a tearful Scott.  “I sold the jungle gym and splash pad to the highest bidder, and had the road maintenance crew install it.  I’m just in over my head now, but I will fix this. [sobs]”

Jungle Gym

Private homeowner enjoys jungle gym meant for Beasley Park.

Councillor Scott issued a full apology to the people of Beasley Park, and made them a promise: “I will personally install a splash pad and jungle gym that’s so fun, you’re gonna forget you’re poor.”

What are your thoughts on Councillor Scott’s last ditch efforts for redemption?  Please leave your comments below.

Read more:

  1. PUBLIC WORKS MODIFIES LRT PLANS?
  2. ARTSPRAWL:  ANCASTER’S DRIVE-THRU ART CRAWL

Farley Hammerton
Editor in Chief
HammerInTheNews

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