Dude, Where’s my Foreskin? Oprah’s Madness, Stedman’s Shame

English: Stedman Graham (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

On the eve of Oprah’s Hamilton visit, her longtime life partner – Stedman Graham – broke down in a press conference, confessing the extent to which Oprah controlled his life.

“She made me get circumcised against my will. No adult man should ever go through that, especially without the care of a midhusband. She cut me off in my prime, and now I’m telling the world.”

As The Star recently reported, protesters from the advocacy group C-FAP (Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project), are protesting Oprah’s promotion of a hand cream made from male foreskins. But no one knew the extent she’d go to get her hands on that cream.

Oprah, Keep Your Hands Off My Penis

Stedman continued, ” This is just the tip of her corruption. She loves her goddamned foreskin hand cream, and she’ll go any length to get it. She’s influenced the mutilation of millions of babies. Too many men and children have been cut short.”

Pictures of Stedman’s botched surgery are circulating the internet (NSFW), and it’s not pretty. Penis experts question why a billionaire went to a walk-in clinic, when she could’ve had the best midhusbands in the country attend to her man.

Stedman’s burning question – (photo | http://www.can-fap.net)

A source close to Oprah says that some clinics don’t remove enough of the penis to take advantage of all the fibroblasts available in the foreskin. “If that is the reason,” says Bob Longfellow, Canada’s leading plastic surgeon, “than she’s more monster than human.”

Allegations that she’s going to Hooters alternative, Peckers, remains to be confirmed. Meanwhile, Oprah still plans on her appearance at Copps Coliseum, Saturday, April 13th.